TriSarahTops Palin: "Facts Don't Matter"

Famed dinosaur hunter and soon-to-be failed Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah "TriSarahTops" Palin apparently thinks facts are super dumb things.

In a piece written by one of her former rivals for Alaska's Governorship, the author, Andrew Halcro writes:

On April 18, 2006, Palin and I sat together in a hotel coffee shop comparing campaign trail notes. As we talked about the debates, Palin made a comment that highlights the phenomenon that Biden is up against.

‘‘Andrew, I watch you at these debates with no notes, no papers, and yet when asked questions, you spout off facts, figures, and policies, and I’m amazed. But then I look out into the audience and I ask myself, ’Does any of this really matter?’ ’’ Palin said.

Apparently it doesn't, which is why, in TriSarahTops's world, dinosaurs and men used to hang out and play basketball together in the Garden of Eden, and the sun rotates around the Earth, as well as the secret planet, Nebulaska.

Palin's lack of a need for facts probably explains why she can't name a single newspaper that has ever existed.

If John McCain doesn't win the election, at least he can get into the Guinness Book of World Records for picking the stupidest running mate ever.