Known Demon John McCain To Meet With Known Exorcist Bobby Jindal

Watch this video. John McCain is a known demon:



Read this article. Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is a known exorcist. Bobby Jindal is also on McCain's shortlist for Vice-Exorcist.

On Wednesday, the demon will meet with the exorcist, and on Thursday, the demon's campaign will hold a huge event in the exorcist's home state.

Meanwhile, Satan is also out of the country the entire week.

This is terrifying to say the least.

I can't believe that I'm writing this, but I think the only person who can save the world from total destruction right now is Mitt Romney. And he is currently also out of the country, with Satan, in France, where he is speaking fluent French and telling his Mormon makeup artist friend Jean Phillipe that the next American Vice-President must have perfectly orange skin. However, since Bobby Jindal is going to be the next American Vice-President, Mitt Romney is therefore horribly, horribly racist.