'Ole Freddie Secures The Klan Vote

Republican presidential candidate, 'Ole Freddie Thompson, has officially secured the coveted klan vote.

Everyone's favorite racist former Senator, George "Macaca" Allen is going to serve as 'Ole Freddie's campaign co-chair.

This is a colossally stupid move, even for 'Ole Freddie, who has made one stupid move after another in his short time on the campaign trail.

Thankfully though, I would say that this officially dooms 'Ole Freddie's campaign. If for some bizarre reason, 'Ole Freddie gets the nomination, all the Democrats have to do is run ads with 'Ole Freddie and George Allen parading around together, and the Fredster will be finished.



Former Virginia Senator George Allen (right)
seen here with Fred Thompson, announcing
his racist support for Thompson's now officially
racist campaign.